All Hail the Salsa King

Although I am sure that this is hard to believe, I am not the Salsa King who deserves everyone's undying love and showering of gifts. Salsa King is the man that dominates the dance floor, calling everyone's attention as he places a spell on the woman he has wooed into a dancing submission. Salsa King manipulates her body in a way that she did not realize she was capable, and although he is the one that deserves the attention, he humbly creates a space allowing his woman to receive all of the attention as he exhibits her on his salsa pedestal. As he is a ravenous man at heart, he moves onto his next maiden before his last partner even realizes what has happened unto her. And, although the women in the room anxiously watch the of Salsa King, they all wish that he will choose her to be his next woman to mystify. As you suspected, you are right, his hips don't lie when he starts to feel it's right.

Going salsa dancing last night was incredible! Although I have taken several salsa dancing classes in the past, I have never gone to a salsa club. I went with two friends from my program to a salsa festival that was organized with live bands. Oh man, I had a great time. Too bad, my ability to dance with a partner is pretty much non-existent because I am only capable of doing like 3 different steps and twirling my partner around in circles until she vomits. I am really interested in learning more salsa moves, especially because the man leads while dancing with a partner, and I basically suck at doing it. Nonetheless, it was so awesome to dance until 3 in the morning, although if I continue at this rate I will need a hip replacement surgery!

One day, one day, I will be the Salsa King.